Things that make you go Hmmm

If a computer has a "mother" board, shouldn't it also have a "father" board?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

If you want to save face, shouldn't you just keep the lower part shut?

Are drive-thru windows, in England, on the *OTHER* side of the McDonalds building?

When You Open A new bag of cottonballs, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

How can there Be self-help "groups"?

Do cats get the munchies after you give them catnip?

Why is the saying "born and bred" when the fact is that if your parents haven't bred, you wouldn't be born? Shouldn't it be "bred and born"?

How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?

If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?

How does one plant seedless grapes?

Did you ever wonder why they made the film "The Never Ending Story II" seeing that the first one never ended?!?

If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?

Is a horsefly with no wings called a horsewalk? a horse trot? a horse gallop? a horse run?

What do you do if your virus checker gets infected by a virus?

If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why don't motorcycles have air bags?

If I bought a camouflage suit and hung it in the closet, would I be able to find it when I wanted to go hunting?

Were hamburgers ever made of ham?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

What happens when none of your bees wax?

How come you can't reverse your microwave's electrical plug to quick freeze food?

What time is the midnight mass?

Why do women call it "permanent" when it must be constantly redone?

Why aren't there speed limits or speed traps for airplanes?

Suppose Count Dracula is killed, but then he is revived. Would he be revamped?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't hunt them?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Why do they call it a boxing ring if it's square?

Why is it called a nightstand? Doesn't it stand in the daytime too?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?