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Things that make you go Hmmm…. 349 items · page 2 of 9

Hmmm…#41

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Hmmm…#42

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Hmmm…#43

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Hmmm…#44

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Hmmm…#45

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Hmmm…#46

How do you explain counter-clockwise to a kid who grew up with a digital watch?

Hmmm…#47

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Hmmm…#48

If a group of red-breasted birds is soaking up the sun, are they baskin' robins?

Hmmm…#49

How come night falls but day breaks?

Hmmm…#50

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Hmmm…#51

What is the purpose of having lyrics to opera music? Has anyone EVER understood a single word?

Hmmm…#52

Why do we have to be quiet in Art Museums?

Hmmm…#53

Why is it that the only check you'll accidentally tear in half after writing it is the last one in the checkbook and the only thing on you to pay for your gas?

Hmmm…#54

Why do we call a small backward place, a 'jerkwater' town?

Hmmm…#55

Why is it necessary to check into a hospital to be an out patient?

Hmmm…#56

Why do hospital classify patients as ambulatory, yet make them walk and not ride an ambulance?

Hmmm…#57

How much energy does it take to power the low battery sign on your pager/phone?

Hmmm…#58

What if you thought a thought, but the thought you thought wasn't the thought that you thought you thought?

Hmmm…#59

How many coats of paint can fit on a coat rack?

Hmmm…#60

Why do we say "redheaded" but "brown-haired"?

Hmmm…#61

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.

Hmmm…#62

Why do the ships make noises in space movies? If there is no air, how is the sound suppose to travel?

Hmmm…#63

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

Hmmm…#64

Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

Hmmm…#65

Why do you weep and sniffle over a TV program and the imaginary?

Hmmm…#66

Are Legal Pads really legal and if so, what makes them legal?

Hmmm…#67

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Hmmm…#68

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Hmmm…#69

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Hmmm…#70

Why is a boxing ring square?

Hmmm…#71

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Hmmm…#72

Why is it that every time a drivers headlight goes out, it is always the low beam?

Hmmm…#73

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Hmmm…#74

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Hmmm…#75

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Hmmm…#76

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Hmmm…#77

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Hmmm…#78

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Hmmm…#79

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Hmmm…#80

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"