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Things that make you go Hmmm
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Are there any unguided missiles?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Is the year on a wine bottle the expiration date?
If a computer sends an error message by mistake will it send another error message saying the first message was in error?
Does lemon juice turn sour when it goes bad?
If all men are created equal why don't I have the muscles of Superman?
Who rakes the leaves in our forests?
Why do we sing, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
Can you cry under water?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Does tarter sauce cause tooth tarter?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
If intelligent life is life on other planets, where does unintelligent life come from.
"If you took NyQuil and No-Doz at the same time, would you dream you couldn't sleep?
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. (Is that due to the septic tank?)
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If a dark room is where pictures are developed. What happens in a light room?
Where did people hang their children's drawings before the refrigerator was invented?
If I don't attend my friend's funerals, is there a good chance they won't attend mine?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Did you ever notice: If you put the 2 words "THE" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
If someone is allergic to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? (Asked while 'ducking'!)
Is Atheism a "non-prophet" organization?