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Things that make you go Hmmm…. 349 items · page 8 of 9

Hmmm…#281

If someone is pretty ugly, which are they?

Hmmm…#282

Could your eyes be called an academy because there are pupils there?

Hmmm…#283

Is there an implied time limit on fortune cookie predictions? If so, how long is it?

Hmmm…#284

Why do the words "PUT" and "BUT" sound different?

Hmmm…#285

How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?

Hmmm…#286

Why do all the people in a car lean as they go around a corner?

Hmmm…#287

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Hmmm…#288

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Hmmm…#289

Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute, Next Exit"?

Hmmm…#290

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Hmmm…#291

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Hmmm…#292

Why is there always one in every crowd?

Hmmm…#293

If those space scientists are so smart, why do they all count backwards?

Hmmm…#294

If a shepherd takes care of sheep, why doesn't a coward take care of cows?

Hmmm…#295

Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?

Hmmm…#296

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Hmmm…#297

Can you find a throw rug in a catch basin?

Hmmm…#298

Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?

Hmmm…#299

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Hmmm…#300

Why is one mushroom a fungUS while many are fungI? "US" is many and "I" is single.

Hmmm…#301

Why do you always find the thing you are looking for in the last place you looked?? Why can it never be the first place??

Hmmm…#302

Do sheep count people to fall asleep?

Hmmm…#303

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

Hmmm…#304

If the Martial Arts student hasn't yet earned the right to a belt, can they wear suspenders?

Hmmm…#305

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Hmmm…#306

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Hmmm…#307

If you add together all the numbers on a roulette wheel (1 to 36), the total is the number 666.

Hmmm…#308

You can find extra-small and extra-large; why not extra-medium?

Hmmm…#309

Why is it a chicken that crosses the road??? Why not a moose or a prairie dog? How about a jackelope! Not some boring chicken.

Hmmm…#310

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Hmmm…#311

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? You get a rash of good luck!

Hmmm…#312

I know there are boy ladybugs, but what do you call them?

Hmmm…#313

Why in America do we have a general in charge of the post office, and a secretary in charge of defense.

Hmmm…#314

When a sign maker goes on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

Hmmm…#315

How come when a door's open it's ajar, but when a jar's open it's not a door?

Hmmm…#316

If the former rulers of Russia and their wives were called Tsar and Tsarina, were their children called Tsardines?

Hmmm…#317

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Hmmm…#318

Was George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

Hmmm…#319

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Hmmm…#320

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?