You might be a redneck if…
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
Red Neck Jokes
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You might be a redneck if…
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You might be a redneck if…
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
You might be a redneck if…
You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You might be a redneck if…
Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
You might be a redneck if…
Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if…
You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if…
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You might be a redneck if…
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if…
You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if…
You don't think Jeff Foxworthy's jokes are funny.