You might be a redneck if…
There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
Red Neck Jokes
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You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
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A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
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An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
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You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.
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You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
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Your secret family recipe is illegal.
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Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
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Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
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Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
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Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
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You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
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Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
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Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
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You think cur is a breed of dog.
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People hear your car long before they see it.
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Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
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Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
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Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
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Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
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You've ever hitchhiked naked,
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You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
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You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
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Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
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The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
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The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
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Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
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Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
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There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
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You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
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The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
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You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
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You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
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Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
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Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
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The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
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You list your parole officer as a reference.
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There are more fish on your wall than pictures.