You might be a redneck if…
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
Red Neck Jokes
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You've never paid for a haircut.
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You consider a three piece suit to be&; a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
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There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
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You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".
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You've ever made change in the offering plate.
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The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
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You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...
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You own at least 20 baseball hats.
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You think a 'cursor' is someone who swears a lot.
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You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
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You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
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When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
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Your screen door has no screen.
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Your biggest ambition in live is to "git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn..."
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Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
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Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.
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When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
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about is if you can lose them or not.
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You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't.
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You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
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Your 'huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
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You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
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Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
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You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
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You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
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You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
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You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
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You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
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You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
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There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
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It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
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You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
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You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
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Your vehicle has a two-tone paint jobprimer red and primer gray.
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The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
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Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
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The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
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You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
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You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.