You might be a redneck if…
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
Red Neck Jokes
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Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
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Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
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You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
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Bikers back down from your momma.
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You were shooting pool when your kids were born.
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Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
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You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
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Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
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You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
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You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
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The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hl are you looking at, Sh-thead?"
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You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
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You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
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The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?" (If they respond with the same... they're a
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redneck too!)
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You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
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You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
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You clean your nails with a stick.
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You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
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Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.
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People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.
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Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
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You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
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You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
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You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
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You've ever been too drunk to fish.
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You've ever bought a used cap.
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You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
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You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
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Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
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You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
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You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right'
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You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
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Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
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In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
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Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
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You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
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You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
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Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.