You might be a redneck if…
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Red Neck Jokes
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You might be a redneck if…
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
You might be a redneck if…
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You might be a redneck if…
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
You might be a redneck if…
Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if…
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
You might be a redneck if…
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
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You fainted when you met Slim Whitman.
You might be a redneck if…
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
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Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
You might be a redneck if…
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
You might be a redneck if…
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if…
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You might be a redneck if…
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
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Red Man sends you a Christmas card.
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The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
You might be a redneck if…
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You might be a redneck if…
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You might be a redneck if…
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if…
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
You might be a redneck if…
You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.
You might be a redneck if…
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if…
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)
You might be a redneck if…
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You might be a redneck if…
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You might be a redneck if…
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You might be a redneck if…
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
You might be a redneck if…
Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
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Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
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You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You might be a redneck if…
You mow your lawn and find a car.
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You can spit without opening your mouth.
You might be a redneck if…
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You might be a redneck if…
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
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You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
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You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
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You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You might be a redneck if…
You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You might be a redneck if…
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".