You might be a redneck if…
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Red Neck Jokes
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Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
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You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
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You're an expert on worm beds.
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The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
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Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
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Your family tree does not fork.
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The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
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You haul more than U-Haul.
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Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
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There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
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Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
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Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
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Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.
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Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
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The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
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Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
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You pick your teeth from a catalog.
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You've ever financed a tattoo.
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You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
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Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
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Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
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You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
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You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
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The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
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Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
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You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
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You go to the family reunion to pick up women.
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your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
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You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.
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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
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None of your shirts cover your stomach.
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Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
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The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
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You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
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You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
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You use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
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Birds are attracted to your beard.