Joke

A man goes into his favorite restaurant after being away for several months. His favorite waiter greets him and takes him to his favorite table. The man notices that the waiter has a spoon sticking out of his breast pocket on his jacket. Curious, the man asks the waiter:

"Why is a spoon sticking out of your pocket?".

The waiter explains that the restaurant manager has hired an efficiency expert to improve the service. The expert had determined that, when a customer was first seated at his table and picked up his table napkin to put into his lap, at times, the spoon placed on the napkin with the place setting would fall to the floor. This would mean that the waiter would then have to go back to the kitchen to get another spoon which would take extra time. So, if a spare spoon is kept by the waiter in his pocket, then time would be saved by using this spoon to replace the one which fell to the floor.

The man thought that was an excellent time saving idea. After an excellent meal the man noticed that the bus boy, who was clearing the dishes from his table, had a foot-long string hanging from the fly on the front of his trousers. Seeing this, the man called the waiter over to inquire if the string had anything to do with the efficiency expert.

The waiter explained that it certainly did because the bus boy was very important to the efficiency of operations by clearing tables quickly in order that new customers would not be kept waiting for a table. The waiter went on to explain that, because the bus boy would normally need to go to the bathroom from time to time, this would take extra time away from clearing tables. And since the health regulations require that any employee who goes to the bathroom must wash his hands before returning to work, this would take even more time. The efficiency expert had tied the string to the bus boys penis so the boy could pull it out of his pants without touching it when he went to the bathroom, thereby eliminating the need to wash his hands and thereby, saving time.

The man thought this over for a moment and then ask the waiter. "How does he get his penis back into his pants when he finishes going to the bathroom?"

The waiter replied: "That's what the spoon is for!"