Joke

I just received this from my stock broker. Do you hold any of following stocks?
Dear Sir:
We have been informed that you hold shares in the following companies:
American Can Co
Interstate Water Co.
National Gas Co.
Northern Tissue Co.
Due to the uncertain market conditions, at this present time, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.
Yours truly,
Blood, Sweat Tears, Inc.