Joke

An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight in Atlanta.

As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes.

As she reached down toward Joe for his boarding pass, he opened his trench coat and exposed himself in all his naked glory.

"I'm sorry, sir," she replied politely, "but you have to show us your ticket, not your stub."