Joke

A raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one evening, when an old man jumped out from the bushes and had his way with her.

Then the man said: "What will you tell the Holy Father *now*, Sister?"

And the nun replied: "I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes, attacked me and had his way with me TWICE...... unless you're too tired."