Joke

After the lavish wedding reception, Judi and Amanpreet retired to their Honeymoon Suite.

The groom turned down the lights and found some romantic CDs to put on the in-room stereo. He then excused himself for a bit and returned wearing just a robe. He carried a bottle of Dom Perignon.

He opened the champagne and poured himself and Judi a drink. She giggled at the way the bubbles popped out of the glass.

They drank their champagne, kissed, rubbed each other, and kissed some more. Finally, Amanpreet took the girl of his dreams by her hand, stood up, and tenderly began to lead her towards the bedroom.

When Judi stopped after a couple of steps, Amanpreet gently asked, "What's wrong my love?"

"I'll be damned," she muttered. "Every stinking time I go out with a guy it ALWAYS ends up the same way!"