Joke

At the school where I teach, three of my colleagues enjoy doing the newspaper crossword during lunch. When stuck for an answer, they often ask one another for help. One day, the athletic director asked, "What's the difference between the Goths and the Visigoths?"

The answer came back in familiar terms: "When they were at home, they were the Goths. When they were away, they were the Visigoths."