Joke

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to thefirst man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"The man said, "I do Father."The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to goto heaven?""Certainly, Father," was the man's reply."Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do youwant to go to heaven?"O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me thatwhen you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were gettinga group together to go right now."