Joke

The Not So Well Documented Side Effects Of Viagra

1. At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting the table floats;

2. You begin to look at the dog with interest;

3. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood;

4. When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "The Tripod";

5. You begin to think your mother in law is pretty;

6. Sunbathing nude outside standing, birds perch on it; Sunbathing nude outside lying down, you look like a sundial;

7. Everyone at the bank, grocery store etc....lets you go to the front of the line;

8. Compared to you Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar;

9. You always lose limbo contests;

10. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday;

11. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick;

12. You sleep on your back so you had to remove the ceiling fan.