Joke
#241"I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?'
She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'" --Rodney Dangerfield
"I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth
- just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth." --Ronnie Shakes
Some day I'm going to wipe that grin off my mother-in-law's face by telling tell her what her daughter and I did in high school. --Unknown