Joke

A magician was hired by a cruise line. Every night the Captain was in the front row watching the show with his parrot on his shoulder. After several nights the parrot caught on to the act and began to heckle the magician. He would yell things like, "its up his sleeve" or "its in his hat" and even "his assistant has it"

That very night the boat hit an iceberg and sunk. The magician woke the next morning floating on a piece of wreckage. He looked around and there on the edge of the wreckage was the parrot.

For 2 days they just stared at each other, neither saying a word. Finally the parrot says "ok, I give up. Where's the boat?"