Joke

A woman goes into K-Mart to buy a fishin pole. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and ambles on over to the register. There is a K-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir... can you tell me anything about this here fishin' pole?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."

She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

Then he said, "Well that there's a 5' graphite composite rod. Has a Maxor 202 reel with 12 lb. test line... It's a good all around rod and reel and it's yours for just $20 bucks."

"Thats amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. Sounds like what I'm looking for, so I'll take it," she says.

He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman farts rather loudly...

Embarrassed at first, but then realizing that there is no way in the world he could tell it was she... being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "Well ma'am, That'll be $25.50."

She says, "But you said it was $20 bucks?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, that there rod and reel is $20 bucks, sure 'nuff... and the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is our blue light special this hour, just $2.50!"