Joke

While I was browsing in the dress section of a department store, another shopper struck up a conversation with me.

"My daughter is getting married soon," she told me, eyes glowing. "She's engaged to a doctor."

After the woman left for the dressing room, the bride-to-be approached and apologized for her mother's interruption.

"Oh, it was no bother," I replied. "She told me how happy she was that your fiancee is a doctor."

"Yes," she said with a sigh. "But mother always neglects to tell people I'm a doctor also."