Joke

Says a little old lady to the judge: "Your honor, I am 86 years old.

"So there I was, sitting there on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me.

"He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honor. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honor.

"Why, Your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, 'Take me, young man, Take me!'

"That's when he yelled, 'April Fool' and that's when I shot the son of a bitch!"