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Bizarre Laws of FLORIDA

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

In Pensacola, a women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self- beautification utensils.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. In Daytona Beach, the molestation of trash cans is banned.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

In Sarasota, if you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

In Sarasota, you may not catch crabs.