Joke

Our son Steve was cutting his lawn with a power mower when it slid down an embankment, lopping off a large chunk of his tennis shoe and badly nicking a toe on his left foot.

Days later, Steve was at home recuperating on the couch when his brother-in-law called. "I thought I'd bring over a couple of videos to help you pass the time."

"Hey, thanks," said Steve. "What are they?"

"THE LAWNMOWER MAN and MY LEFT FOOT."