Joke

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found the secret of inner peace! The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So...

I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and, before coming to work this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, all my dope, some valium, all my cigarettes and a box of chocolates!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BLOODY GOOD I FEEL...