Joke

CONTROVERSY:
Should the tree be real or fake?

YUPPIE: Live tree, planted after use
MALE: Fake tree, discarded after use
FEMALE: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
REALITY: Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with furballs

Dilemma: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
YUPPIE: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
MALE: Bulbs flash logo of football team
FEMALE: Elegant flickering candles
REALITY: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down

Dilemma: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?
YUPPIE: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype
FEMALE: Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas
REALITY: Thief steals the tree and the gifts