Joke

A man was walking along the edge of a cliff when all of a sudden, he took a wrong step and began to fall. He furiously grabbed for the cliff and was able to dig his fingertips into the grass and dirt. There was no way he could pull himself up, and below him were rocks and sea: Sure death! He looked up at the heavens and asked, "Lord, are you up there?"

The clouds parted, and a golden chariot driven by God Himself came out of the sky toward the hapless man. God said, "Let go, My Son. I will catch you in my golden chariot and take you straight into heaven."

The man paused for just a moment, looked up at the heavens again, and asked, "Is there anybody else up there?"