Joke

I've heard through my sources in the CIA and FBI that Saddam isn't all stupid. (Yeah, I have sources in the CIA and FBI. Me and that Chuck Barris guy. Fer shure.)

Saddam's watched what our planes did in Afghanistan and has ordered the renaming of some of his villages and towns just in order to confuse us.

Some of the new names include:

Wherz-myroof

Mykamel-izded

Oshit-Disisabad

Waddi -El-Izgowinon

Pleez-Ztopdishit

Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi

Ikantstan-Disnomore

Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin

Myturbin-Izburnin

Imma-Dedshmuck