Joke

Four gay guys shared a house, one day 3 died in a wreck. David (the surviving) was asked to plan the funeral arrangements of Ralph, George and John.

David: Well Ralph wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread over the mountains, because he loved the mountains so much.

Undertaker: That is so sweet.

David: Well George wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread over the ocean, because he loved the ocean so much.

Undertaker: That is so sweet.

David: And John, I want him cremated and his ashes put in a bowl of chili.

Undertaker: (Shocked) A bowl of chili?

David: Yes, a bowl of chili.

Undertaker: Why?

David: Because I want him to tear my ass up just one more time.