Joke

A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer approached her car, she asked innocently, "Gee, officer, are you selling tickets to the policeman's ball?"

To that, he replied, "No ma'am. We're rangers! We don't have any balls!" He continued to write down some information.

After about a half a minute, the park ranger looked up, turned red, and muttered, "Never mind." He closed his ticket book, got in his car, and drove off - no ticket was issued.