Joke

I spend two hours preparing for a date

Only to find you're two hours late

I don't watch movies with lots of gore

Don't need instant replay to remember the score

I won't lose my hairI don't get jock itch

And just cause I'm assertive

Don't call me a bitch

I don't wear the same underwear everyday

The food in my fridge has no sign of decay

I don't go to Sears To look at the tools

I don't cheat at poker I follow the rules

I don't read magazines about cars

Don't pay for drinks at bars

I don't punch my friends just to say "Hi"

And it's ok for me to cry

I know all you men

Think that you're "IT"

But compared to a woman

You just ain't SHIT!