Joke

Have you heard that even staid old National Geographic has decided to go down Sports Illustrated and Maxim's well oiled road and feature a swimsuit issue?

Now, NG is saying they're concentrating more on the history of the bathing suit. They're showing a lot of pictures from their archives. I got a copy of the issue. Strictly for scientific and historical purposes, mind you. As I was looking through the issue, I noticed the difference between suit of "now" and suits of "then."

In the past, you had to open the suit to see the buttocks.

Now, you open the buttocks to see the suit.