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Bitchy Bumper Stickers

Actual bumper stickers found on cars and trucks!

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.

Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?