Joke

A car with Massachusetts's license plates drove up to the Canadian customs booth I was manning. When I asked the driver his name, he looked at me strangely and asked, "How much?"
I repeated my question, and this time he answered. But when proceeded to question him further, he told me he just wanted to pay the toll and go.
"You're not at a tollbooth, Sir," I patiently explained.
"This is Canadian customs."
The man paled. He had left Boston six hours earlier -headed for New York City.