Joke

We were driving our three-year-old grandson to his recently -divorced father's home when we stopped at a store. Once inside, our grandson decided he wanted one of those large gum balls.

I told him he couldn't have one, and he began to pout. I leaned over to him and said, "This is a fact of life: You don't always get everything you want."

"I know," he replied. "Just don't tell my dad."