Joke

Old People's pickup lines:

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like ... where exactly are we again?"

"Do you smell that? That's either love, or I used too much ointment this morning."

"Yes, I'm 92 ... but I have the body of a 78-year-old."

"WHO'S your granddaddy?"

"Your beautiful blue eyes are like limpid sapphire pools. Your blue hair, too."

"Hey babe, looking for a good time? How's about coming home with me and ... Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z."