Joke

Psychiatric Carols
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SCHIZOPHRENIA- Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and....

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY- Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire

PARANOIA- Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

PERSONALITY DISORDER- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry.
I'm Gonna Pout then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why

DEPRESSION- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me (And Then Took it All Away)

Or, for some of us....

ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER - Dashing through the snow, dashing through the snow...dashing...