Joke

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?

The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."

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How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

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A new law recently passed in North Carolina:

When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

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Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight, an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers gonna cost me?"

To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?!"