Joke

I have playing on Joke A Day Radio some bits by Los Angeles radio star Rick Dees called "Spousal Arousal." The bit's pretty simple. A spouse gets on the phone, with Dees and everyone listening, and attempts to talk his or her mate into coming home for a little lovin'. You'd think that women would be able to get their husbands home right away, but that's not always the case.

Take poor Anna who was trying to get Gary home before noon:

"Hey, Gary, are you busy?"

"Yeah. I'm getting ready to open. What's up?"

"Oh, nothing, I just wanted to know, you remember when you went fishing with Michael and them?"

"Yeh."

"I wanted to know if you wanted to come home and 'throw your fishing rod into your own private fishing pond.'"

Puzzled. "Throw my 'fishing rod' into my 'fishing pond'? What the hell are you talking about?"

"Can you come home?"

Exasperated. "I can't come home!"

"Why not? Look. I'll let you let your 'snake slither into my jungle.'"

"WHAT are you talking about?!?"

"C'mon, babe, I wanna make witchy! Come home and I'll let you play 'hide the chirizo!'"

Big heavy sigh. "What time?"

"About 11:30"?

Still exasperated. "What's for lunch?"

"ME! I'll give you your afternoon delight! So, will you come home?"

"Well. Okay. But I WANT LUNCH, TOO."