Joke

Two old grizzled veterans from World War II were sitting in the park watching the children play and swapping war stories. As they talked, one's facial expression suddenly changed as he became very depressed looking. The other, noticing the change in his friend ask, "What is wrong Sarge. You look like you just got orders to report back to active duty."

"Well, its like this, old buddy. As old age creeps up on me, I find it harder to be the husband I should be to my wife. We are about the same age. How long has it been since you and your wife were intimate?"

"I think it was about 1945."

"1945! Has it been that long?"

Looking at his watch, the old man said, "That's not long. Its only 2030 right now."