Joke

Have you hear the one about the man who walked into a bar with a suit case in hand?

He opened it.. pulled out a little piano.. and a piano stool. Reaching into his pocket and pulled out a mouse. He put the mouse on the piano stool, the mouse then began to play a classical piece. The crowd in the bar began to gather and look in wonder.

The man then pulled out a bird and placed him on the piano, the Bird then began to sing a Paccini aria in crystal clear Italian.

A man at the end of the bar had become very excited about all this and offered the man $100,000 dollars for the whole setup. The owner said no. The other man offered the money for just the Bird, exclaiming that he loved that voice of the bird so much he just had to have it.

The owner agreed and sold the bird for $100,000.

The bartender questioned the owner of the setup and told him that the whole thing was worth millions.

The man replied that it was ok the mouse is a ventriloquist.