Joke

Now you can learn Chinese In ten minutes! (Read these out loud, it helps)

He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka.

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King.

Is there a fugitive here? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni.

Your price is too high!!! No Bai Nut Ding!!!!

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni.

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum.

Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu.

I got this for free. Ai No Pei.

You know lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Stay out of sight. Lei lo.

Phew! Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?