Joke

I was watching that "Most Wanted" show, and I saw a piece about a man who was robbing convenience stores and beating up the clerks. I thought, "Well, I'm on the road a lot. I have a fair chance of nabbing this guy."
One afternoon I stopped at a convenience store, and I SAW HIM! He was walking right out of the store! Even though I was scared, I went right over there and jumped on him.
I took him down to the ground and started beating on him.
Within moments, the cops arrived, but they arrested ME.
It turns out that actors are used on that show.