Joke
#2,225"I'm going to look just like you mommy!" the baby girl announced.
"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.
"No mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady' you always use."
L.A. Dodgers announcer Vin Scully told the Chicago SUN-TIMES about former big-league infielder Gene Freese: "He once got back to the hotel after a night on the town, dialed the front desk and asked for a 7 A.M. wake-up call. The operator said, "You just missed it."