Joke

Prayer For The Perfect Man

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose "Willy" is thick and long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed,

& opens my door,
& begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my Mind, knows just what to say when I ask, "How big's my behind"?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen,

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to screw my best friend,

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!!

Amen