Joke

Livin' A Dogs Life (if they could only read)

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
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Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
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Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
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When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
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Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
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Take naps. Stretch before rising.
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Run, romp, and play daily.
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Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
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On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
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On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
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When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
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No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.
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Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
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Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
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Be loyal.
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Never pretend to be something you're not.
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If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
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When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.