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December 13, 2026

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Trivia question....

What causes bad breath?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

Truth is what stands the test of experience. -- Albert Einstein

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Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. -- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Tweek Vs. Craig, 1999

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Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable. -- Georg W. Hegel

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Luigi II, duke of Savoia (1402-1465) slept 22 hours a day for the last 20 years of his life, rising only briefly for his 3 meals a day.

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43% of all weddings are second marriages, for at least one person involved.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy.

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?"

"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"4 cents," replies the bartender.

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the customer. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business!"

Joke

How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
She has a headache with the milkman.

What's a Jewish wife's idea of a perfect house?
6,000 sq. ft., no kitchen, no bedroom.

How does a Jewish couple perform sex doggy style?
The man sits up and begs, the woman rolls over and plays dead.

One-liner

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Joke

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.

At the window, there was a delay. Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.

"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

Joke

When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store, a woman came up to my register with a package of white athletic socks. "Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?" she asked.
Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, "I like them."
Relieved, I started to ring her up, until she interrupted me.
"Can I have another pack? This one's been opened."

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

Joke

In the middle ages, there was a science called Alchemy. It was the forerunner of chemistry, and many men tried their luck with it, as it was believed that you could do things like turn lead into gold.

These high hopes were eventually dashed, but the practice did turn up some suprising findings. For example, it was discovered that if you put some ordinary looking herbs into sea water when the moon is full, it would instantly vanish.

After all: thyme in tide waits for no man.

Joke

For years one gift I could count on when my kids were young was a bottle or two of "English Leather" after-shave lotion.

I thought for a while they liked the smell.

Then it dawned on me... the stuff had an aroma just like my wallet.


Trivia answer....

It's not your fault if you have bad breath.

In fact, most people with halitosis are so concerned about it that they tend to have far better oral hygiene practices than the average person.

According to the most current research, over 90 percent of all cases of chronic bad breath originate in the mouth, NOT in the stomach, sinuses, or lungs. Virtually all cases of bad breath are caused by Volatile Sulfur Compounds (VSCs). One compound is hydrogen sulfide (the rotten egg smell) and another is methyl mercaptan (the essence of skunk oil).

The source of these compounds is bacteria in the mouth breaking down the cell wall of dead cells. These anaerobic bacteria collect and multiply mainly on the tongue. They thrive in a dry, dark environment such as under the gums, the spaces between the teeth, and the crevices of the tongue.

A person's diet can cause bad breath, because certain foods can trigger a substantial increase of anaerobic bacteria that produce VSCs. Coffee, an integral part of our society, contains acids that decrease oxygenation of the mouth, which, in turn, increases bacteria production. Dairy products, the focus of a recent media blitz promoting healthy eating habits, are high in proteins that the bacteria break down to create the VSCs. Sugar containing mints and chewing gum also produce VSCs, when the anaerobic bacteria break them down. Spicy foods and onions contain sulfur byproducts that are absorbed into the blood stream, and are expelled by the lungs. Additionally, alcohol-containing mouth rinses dry the mouth, causing a condition by the name of xerostomia, or "Dry Mouth Syndrome."

Dieting can cause bad breath in the form of a hunger odor, a.k.a. "morning breath," which goes along with the sensation of hunger. Some evidence leads to the conclusion that this odor is a product of the decomposition and rotting of pancreatic juices, which passes into the stomach while the body fasts. The odor worsens if one skips breakfast.

Gum disease, most certainly, can cause bad breath, because food trapped in gum pockets can rot and ferment, which releases sulfur products, and increases tartar buildup on the teeth, which also traps bacteria that release sulfur products. Most know that smoking causes bad breath, and that heart problems eventually result from the habit, but few realize that smoking causes gum disease, and that gum disease can cause heart problems.

Certain medications, for example blood pressure medication, antidepressant medication, antihistamine medication, and cold medication, just to mention a few, cause "Dry Mouth Syndrome." This syndrome decreases saliva production, leaving the mouth without a lubricant to cleanse itself and to remove food particles.

Distinctive odors are often associated with certain medical conditions, and can play a critical role in detecting and diagnosing potential life-threatening illnesses. Common medical conditions associated with halitosis include respiratory infections, such as infections of the nose, windpipe, or lungs, chronic bronchitis, postnasal drip, and sinusitis. Other conditions include, but are not limited to, diabetes, gastrointestinal disorders, liver or kidney disorders, and metabolic disorders.