Beau Bridges took a meterology course in which the instructor was describing how hail is formed much higher than the usual rain clouds.
When he asked where specifically it happened, he was told, "Somewhere over the rain, Beau."
In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
Wednesday
Women's Day · February 3, 2027
Trivia question....
In the biographical film "Man on the Moon" (1999), who played the role of young Carol Kaufman, Andy Kaufman's sister?
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Consider these words of wisdom....
Anything you fully do is an alone journey. -- Natalie Goldberg
The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels. -- Hazrat Inayat Khan
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last. -- Joseph F. Newton
I bet ya' didn't know....
A woman dies from cardiovascular disease every minute. It's the number one killer of men and women.
Stilts were invented by French shepherds who herded sheep in marshes near the Bay of Biscay.
Things that make you go Hmmm....
When a sign maker goes on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
Jokes & stories....
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," said a cheery salesperson.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake--$99.00, but there is a stopover."
"Where?" I asked.
"Denver."
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
A man had his first appointment with a psychiatrist and when asked why he was there, the man said, "Doctor, I'm tired of being on the outside looking in."
"Well," responded the doctor, "sounds like we have to try to improve your self-image. Let's get a few basic facts first. What do you do for a living?"
The patient said, "I'm a window washer."
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
You might be a redneck if…
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Have you read the newly released sex study? It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead...
Be free and open and breezy!
Enjoy!
Things won't get any better so get used to it.
Trivia answer....
In the biographical film "Man on the Moon" (1999), who played the role of young Carol Kaufman, Andy Kaufman's sister?
In the biographical film "Man on the Moon" (1999), the role of young Carol Kaufman, Andy Kaufman's sister, was played by Andy’s real-life granddaughter Brittany Colonna.