Thursday

Your life will always be filled with challenges.
It's best to admit this to yourself
and decide to be happy anyway.
Happiness is the way, so, treasure
every moment that you have
and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, enough to spend your time with...
and remember that time waits for no one.

So, stop waiting
--until your car or home is paid off
--until you get a new car or home
--until your kids leave the house
--until you go back to school
--until you lose ten pounds
--until you gain ten pounds
--until you finish school
--until you get a divorce
--until you get married
--until you have kids
--until you retire
--until Summer
--until Spring
--until Winter
--until Fall
--until you die

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued.

At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"

"It takes one to know one and vice versa!"

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out, and a car rusts and.......

A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned.

Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh. She asked, "What in the world is so funny?"

He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about ten years from now."

You might be a redneck if…

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Bill received a bill from the hospital for his recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 charge for the anesthesiologist. He called his office to demand an explanation.

"Is this some kind of mistake?" he asked when he got the doctor on the phone.

"No, not at all," the doctor said calmly.

"Well," said Bill, "That's awfully costly for just knocking someone out!"

"Not at all," replied the doctor. I knock you out for free. The $900 is for bringing you back around."

Have I run this joke recently? I'm not sure so here you go:

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, they guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all." she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."